The Official “Cheers, Y’all” Tank – Bourbon Not Included (But Strongly Encouraged)

You know that moment when the bourbon hits just right, the sun’s setting, and someone fires up the grill? That’s the vibe this tank top was born for. Whether you’re repping Tortured Bourbon poolside, beach-bound, or just layering up for a night of porch sippin’, this tank’s got you covered—well, mostly. It is a tank, after all.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton that feels smoother than a well-aged wheated bourbon, this unisex gem is garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color and that “already a favorite” feel. With a relaxed fit and no side seams (because bunching is for bad bourbon), this tank keeps things casual and classy—just like your go-to pour.

Wear it when:

• You’re taste-testing blind flights with friends

• You’re arguing about whether MGP is evil or just misunderstood

• You’re layering up for fall with flannel and flavor

• Or you just want to subtly remind the world that you take your whiskey neat and your style effortless.

Product Highlights

• 100% ring-spun cotton—because scratchy shirts and good bourbon don’t mix

• Self-fabric binding keeps it clean, even if your jokes aren’t

• Tubular knit: no side seams, no distractions

• Garment-dyed = every shirt is its own flavor profile

• Relaxed fit: like your attitude after 2 fingers of bottled-in-bond

Care Instructions (aka How to Keep It Chill)

• Wash cold (like your take on flavored whiskey)

• No chlorine bleach (unless you’re into chaos)

• Tumble dry low (like your expectations for celebrity bourbon)

• Cool iron if needed—just like your bourbon, don’t overheat it

• Do not dry clean. This tank top doesn’t do tuxedos.